Armadillo’s – Lauren’s Landslide

The kind Midwestern hospitality that was shown to me by the staff at Armadillo's made the ice cream I experienced taste exponentially better. Read on to learn how.

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Milk Jam Creamery – Adult Float w/ Poppin’ Bottles Ice Cream

Adult float? Poppin' Bottles? Gold straws? What is this- an ice cream rap video? Are we about to get crunk up in dis beezy? You best believe it!

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Izzy’s Ice Cream – Irish Moxie Kiddie With Salted Caramel Izzy

Their product is above average, and their prices are pretty reasonable. So why was I not impressed and sucking the Izzy dick like everyone else who visits them?

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Pumphouse Creamery – Sour Cherry

Finally, a sour cherry flavor. Don't get me wrong, I love me some sweet bing cherries, or black cherries, but in all honesty, sour cherries are sorely underrepresented among ice creams, and I really appreciate Pumphouse for shining a spotlight on this flavor.

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Sebastian Joe’s – Vanilla Affogato

Sebastian Joe’s – Vanilla Affogato “Best Way to Start a Morning” So initially when I went into Sebastian Joe’s, I had only the intention of eating one of their unusual

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Sebastian Joe’s – Roasted Garlic Almond Chip

Sebastian Joe’s – Roasted Garlic Almond Chip One of the Weirder Flavors I Ever Tried So I didn’t actually get a full scoop of this flavor, but I would be remiss

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Sebastian Joes – Roasted Plum Black Pepper Sorbet

Overall, this we as nice flavor to wake me up in the morning, and it was an interesting combination I had not had before.

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Sweet Peaks – Benny Up + Honey Cinnamon

The ice cream combination of the Benny Up and Honey Cinnamon is pretty much the perfect Cinnabon. Moreover, since there are multiple sizes, I can order a small/medium, eat it all, and I don't feel like a fat piece of shit after eating it.

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Big Dipper – Cardamom & Huckleberry

I'm not 100% sure why I chose these two to go together. When I asked what their most popular unique flavors were, these were two that were mentioned which seemed like they wouldn't fight against each other too much.

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Molly Moon – Molly’s Favorite

Molly Moon has been heralded as the Salt & Straw of Seattle (these are words taken from a Salt & Straw employee). So the the signature sundae of this ice cream shop, and if they can live up to their hype!

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