50 Licks – Pirate (21+)

50 Licks – Pirate (21+) Ice Cream You’re Carded to Taste in Portland, OR Before I get into the flavors, let me just note that 50 licks may just be

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Springdale Candy Co. – Moosetracks

Springdale Candy Company is located in the small town right outside Zion National Park. So after a long day of adventuring, ice cream sounds pretty damn good. What does this mean for quality of Moose Tracks ice cream? Two words: Hunger Handicap.

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Neilsen’s – CMA Concrete

Take a spoonable milkshake as the base concept, but imagine a Blizzard (like the ones from DQ) that's thick, swampy, and downright heavy- but in a good way. Also, there's no way in hell to sip this thing through a straw; so, it's spoonable.

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Dolcetti Gelato – Lemon & Rosemary Olive Oil

Dolcetti Gelato – Lemon & Rosemary Olive Oil Salt Lake City’s Slightly Seasoned Scoops Dolcetti Gelato- located in Salt Lake City, Utah. A classy AF place offering some exotic and

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Moo’s Creamery – Chocolate Cabernet Sauvignon

Moo’s Gourmet Ice Cream – Chocolate Cabernet Sauvignon Wyoming’s Wine Cream After The Ice Cream Cafe’s surprisingly delicious ice cream, I didn’t want to underestimate this state again. With that in mind,

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Armadillo’s – Lauren’s Landslide

The kind Midwestern hospitality that was shown to me by the staff at Armadillo's made the ice cream I experienced taste exponentially better. Read on to learn how.

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Ice Cream Cafe – Caramel Apple

I describe this shop as "Wyoming's Pleasant, But Naughty Ice Cream Surprise." Some of you may be reading that and wonder exactly WTF I mean by naughty surprise. Read on and you'll find out.

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Milk Jam Creamery – Adult Float w/ Poppin’ Bottles Ice Cream

Adult float? Poppin' Bottles? Gold straws? What is this- an ice cream rap video? Are we about to get crunk up in dis beezy? You best believe it!

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Milkjam Creamery- Black

So Black is the name of a chocolate so dark, not even light can escape its surface. It swallows up the light like a collapsed star- leaving us with the blackest of blacks.

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Izzy’s Ice Cream – Irish Moxie Kiddie With Salted Caramel Izzy

Their product is above average, and their prices are pretty reasonable. So why was I not impressed and sucking the Izzy dick like everyone else who visits them?

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