An Ice Cream Apology

Hi Everyone!

For the handful of regular followers to this blog (mostly mom), I’d like to apologize for my infrequent reviews this past month. I’ll admit I’ve been a little bit distracted with the holiday season, and keeping my ice cream chronicles/affairs in order. It wasn’t fair to slow down the rate at which my reviews come out, when I have so many things to say about ice cream. I mean, I’m just barely scratching the surface. If the world of ice cream was a new store bought pint, I haven’t even gotten a spoonful in. Hell, I’ve just opened the damn lid and gotten the spoon out! So for me to be slowing down when there is still so much left to say… quite frankly it’s embarrassing.

Some of you may be thinking, “Now that’s all fine and good, but what does that have to do with us? We’re literally wasting our time right now not reading about ice cream.”

To which I’ll reply, “Great point. It’s that kind intuition in asking the right questions which is why I’m so proud you’re my reader. You deserve better from your King, so I aim to make things slightly better.”

Now naturally, an apology doesn’t mean much unless some actions are remedied. So my remedied actions will go as follows: During the course of 2018, I plan to post as little as once per week, and at most, once every other day. I’m still working out the kinks, but there will likely be more posts towards the beginning of 2018, as I have a LOT of posts, photos, and flavors to go through. Things like: Bug flavored ice cream, gigantic chalice alcoholic milk shakes, unknown dive spots, and much, much more. I can’t wait to share them with you, and hope you’ll enjoy sticking with me in 2018.

Now that I’ve got my lament out of the way, I want to end this post on a happier note. Here is a quick pic of me and some of the ice cream to come.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some more ice cream to taste.